A funny thing a kid said to me....

Destiny, a tiny first grader, gave me a hug on my way into school last week. She wrapped her arms around my waist (or maybe more like my hips, because she's not tall enough to reach my waist) and grinned as she whispered, "You have a baby growing in there. I can hear it!" Needless to say, I do not have a baby growing "in there".